Apple's press contacts with names quite similar to famous musicians.

I was distracted from the message when I noticed that the press contacts named on Apple‘s WWDC Keynote press release are [W:Teresa Brewer] and [W:Bill Evans]…. Which was almost as entertaining as their new ads

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