F is for Fish Finger Butties

Who does not love a fish finger butty? I know I do after an arduous morning’s labour it is a perfect lunch.

Tradition dictates that the butty should be created with the stodgy pap that supermarkets sell as bread although, apart from the name, it bears little resemblance to actual bread. This should be thickly buttered and then smeared with tomato ketchup. The frozen fish fingers should be well grilled and sandwiched between the two slices of bread. As you tuck in to your treat the heat from the fish fingers melts the butter that dribbles down and congeals in your beard (should you happen to be of the bearded variety). Bosh indeed.




Tax Refund Scam eMail

Splendid! A £1,400.00 tax refund. But wait a minute…

“Dear Customer”? Since when have I been a customer of HMRC?

“How to return itself have not changed, only the format of what you claim and how you get paid back from HMRC has changed digitally.” At least they have cleared that up.

It is the cheery “Best Regards,” that is the clincher.

Steve Jobs (1955 – 2011)

My early morning ritual includes a look at the statistics for this site. There is usually a handful of visitors between midnight and 5am. Today there had been a steady stream each one had searched for “Steve Jobs”:

I did not need to read the news headlines to know why.