Zappa on Spotify

A bit of nostalgia for the old folks. After far too many years absence (for absence read incompetent management by the Zappa Family Trust) [wikipop]The Mothers[/wikipop] and [wikipop]Frank Zappa[/wikipop]’s catalogue returns to the virtual racks. CDs and downloads can be purchased from your favourite store. iTunes has a dedicated page:

and they can all be found on Spotify too. The wayward Spotify cataloguing system means that you will need to play hide and seek to find some… Fillmore East – June 1971, for example, can be found in the Appears On addendum. At least it is catalogued as 1971; all the others seem to date from 2012! The iTunes store has gone for a mix and match approach some correct dates and some 2012:

Thankfully We’re Only In It For The Money is not the moronic remixed abomination that Zappa did in the mid 1980’s but Cruising With Ruben & The Jets still suffers from the inflicted nonsense. Lumpy Gravy returns as Part One and two rather than the individually entitled sections from the CD releases. Uncle Meat still includes the pointless excerpts from the [wikipop search=”Uncle Meat (film)”]movie soundtrack[/wikipop] and the anachronistic ‘Tengo Na Minchia Tanta” but they can be deleted from your expansive Mothers/Zappa Spotify playlist to restore the original track listing as can the “extra” tracks from Freak Out! and Absolutely Free if you have the UK versions encoded within your DNA and find their inclusion distracting.

What will anyone unfamiliar with the works make of it all? From Lumpy Gravy to Francesco Zappa it is a diverse body of work. With the alphabetical Spotify listing
and no relevant dates it will require some considerable homework to piece it all together.

(Update: A user has made a chronological playlist to ease the chore)

I am fully loaded and available off line 🙂

For now… here’s Mr Undertaker 😉

Zappa, constantly battling with record companies, devised a system for downloading music, which you would then record on tape, but this was a decade before the Internet became usable for anybody and so was never implemented.

We propose to acquire the rights to digitally duplicate and store THE BEST of every record company’s difficult-to-move Quality Catalog Items [Q.C.I.], store them in a central processing location, and have them accessible by phone or cable TV, directly patchable into the user’s home taping appliances, with the option of direct digital-to-digital transfer to F-1 (SONY consumer level digital tape encoder), Beta Hi-Fi, or ordinary analog cassette (requiring the installation of a rentable D-A converter in the phone itself . . . the main chip is about $12).

All accounting for royalty payments, billing to the customer, etc. would be automatic, built into the initial software for the system.

The consumer has the option of subscribing to one or more Interest Categories, charged at a monthly rate, without regard for the quantity of music he or she decides to tape.

Providing material in such quantity at a reduced cost could actually diminish the desire to duplicate and store it, since it would be available any time day or night.

Monthly listings could be provided by catalog, reducing the on-line storage requirements of the computer. The entire service would be accessed by phone, even if the local reception is via TV cable.

The advantage of the TV cable is: on those channels where nothing ever seems to happen (there’s about 70 of them in L.A.), a visualization of the original cover art, including song lyrics, technical data, etc., could be displayed while the transmission is in progress, giving the project an electronic whiff of the original point-of-purchase merchandising built into the album when it was ‘an album’, since there are many consumers who like to fondle & fetish the packaging while the music is being played. In this situation, Fondlement & Fetishism Potential [F.F.P.] is supplied, without the cost of shipping tons of cardboard around.

We require a LARGE quantity of money and the services of a team of mega-hackers to write the software for this system. Most of the hardware devices are, even as you read this, available as off-the-shelf items, just waiting to be plugged into each other so they can put an end to “THE RECORD BUSINESS” as we now know it.

Paralympic Petition

The day after Alf Morris dies we find ourselves signing a petition to allow a family with a wheelchair user to sit together at the [wikipop]Paralympics[/wikipop]..

Our aim has always been to provide a wide range of services and ticket products for disabled people, tailored to the needs of people rather than a ‘one size fits all’ approach.

The return of the one star whingers.

While one does not begrudge Apple their current mass market success one can sometimes long for the good old days when they only managed to sell computers to discerning sensible people.

Well done Johnny433! You managed to download and install Mountain Lion that’s five stars from me right there but then…

Oh dear! Was there some part of the App Store’s description of Mountain Lion that you did not understand?

To clarify: the latest Macs come with the latest Intel processor known as [wikipop]Sandy Bridge[/wikipop] which was launched in 2011 and features [wikipop search=”Intel Quick Sync Video”]Quick Sync[/wikipop] that can pump video (encoding and decoding) without troubling the main part of the CPU. So if you do not have the latest Macs with the latest processors you will not be able to use Mountain Lion’s AirPlay Mirroring (note: “AirPlay Mirroring requires a second-generation Apple TV or later, and is supported on the following Mac models: iMac (Mid 2011 or newer), Mac mini (Mid 2011 or newer), MacBook Air (Mid 2011 or newer), and MacBook Pro (Early 2011 or newer).”) you can set up some other form of mirroring (there are numerous options depending on your particular needs) that will be passed through the CPU.

Copies of this piece can be saved on to a floppy disc and mailed to you via the postal service if you feel that the march of technological progress is passing by too rapidly.

Mountain Lion Arrives

The aged 2007 iMac just made the cut for the Mountain Lion update. The quoted 34 minute installation probably ran on to nearer 45 minutes but everything went smoothly without any prior preparation voodoo.

Mountain Lion on a 3GB 2007 iMac.

The software updates come via the App Store and were initially threatening a 23 hour download but this settled down to more reasonable time -considering that the world and its dog are downloading Mountain Lion.

My One Star Review Addiction

I confess I am addicted. Whenever I venture into the Mac’s or iOS App Stores I have to select the Most Critical reviews option and read the bizarre one star reviews.  I have mentioned some, such as for Pixelmator, Panogaea and a MIDI controller, in the past.  It is a fascinating world where people plainly do not know how to use their computer, complain that an app lacks a specific feature although no one ever suggested that such a feature was included or are just plain stupid and are willing to publicly voice their own shortcomings and/or put the blame on the developers.

Apple’s [wikipop search=”Mac_OS_X_Lion”]OS X 10.7 (known as Lion)[/wikipop] has been around for almost a year. Every new Mac sold in that time uses it as do the countless older Macs which have been updated.  It is used every day by millions of people without any problem.  Yet we are still being treated to delights such as…

What can one say? Perhaps if the reviewer had persevered for more than an hour they may have eventually found the View menu (to clarify: this contains options on how you want to View things) and the option to Show Status Bar on the bottom of the window…

 

And what about Quick Look with the Space Bar?  What about it?  It is much improved with Lion…

Thanks for sharing.  My addiction is satiated for today.

 

After posting this this morning… a few hours later Serendipity kicks in.