…and what do you do?

David Littlefair in a recent article for The New Statesman suggested a minimum standard for selecting the deputy leader of the Labour Party:

How about these, most of which would strike the public as incredibly normal but are embarrassingly hard for Labour MPs to leapfrog over:

Is not a landlord
Has had a job outside of politics and lobbying
Is not an Oxbridge graduate
Did not go to private school
Is not the third generation of a political family dynasty

And, for good measure, given Labour’s strategic struggles:
Did not vote to defecate on disabled people from a height

All splendid suggestions but it is the never having had a proper job that most often troubles me. By a proper job I mean doing something that if it was not done people would notice. If doctors and nurses stopped doing their jobs people would die. If shop workers stopped filling shelves we would rapidly descend into a state of anarchy as people tried to feed their families. If delivery people abandoned their vans modern life would grind to a halt. If refuse collectors did not arrive regularly we would soon start to drown in our own crap. Basically people who continued working during the Covid pandemic, who were described as Key Workers, because what they do needs to be done.

From Jeremy Corbyn rightwards we struggle to find MPs who have ever done a day’s work. Both of the likely candidates for the deputy leader post would certainly fail.

Regarding the landlord requirement; Rivkah Brown catalogued all the perks they receive. So we arrive at people who’s only earnings have come from public funds operating multi-million pound property empires.

Whilst I have no time for Mr Farage and his band of buffoons it is easy to see why voters are growing tired of such people and are looking for something else. It is like looking in on another world from which we are excluded; will always be excluded, and one that most decent people would be too embarrassed to be a part.

A "don't park here" sign standing on some double yellow lines.

Presumably for the benefit of motorists who do not understand what double yellow lines mean or that you must not park within 10m (32 feet) of a road junction. How did they get a driving licence?

Word guessing

The annual subscription to the i news app is mostly due to their excellent puzzle section. There are interesting variations on Sudoku puzzles and some groan inducing crossword clues:

cryptic crossword clue

But the recent addition of a Wordle style GuessWord has fascinated more for the flaws than the puzzle. Apparently today’s five letter word has two Es, two Os, two Ts and two Ls. 🤔

word puzzle grid

It works as expected on the web site:

Site GuessWord

My email to the editor will also complain about the name, although similar to many such puzzles, one is not guessing random words but deducing the correct word from the clues provided.

Call me an ageing cynic but…

When most banking/credit card apps get four or five reviews a day one might raise a querying eyebrow when the Vanquis app gains 40 5 star reviews in one day.

Apparently it is very easy to use. Of course these reviews are definitely not an attempt to bury all the one star reviews from actual users after the developers messed up. 🧐